How to Sneak Into a R Movie.

With many of the more recent movies and best movies ever made being released with an R rating, it may seem that if you don’t qualify for the 17+ age limit, you’re out of luck. But if you follow my step by step guide, you won’t be missing out on this year’s hits.

            Step one (Picking a movie): Ok to start things off you need to pick what movie you’re going to see and what movies is going to be the “decoy”. This may seem like a predictable first step, but since you do not have the necessary age to see the movie you want, you need to pick a movie that you wouldn’t mind seeing anyways. Taking a friend is always good, which I will mention the benefits later. Now after you’ve chosen your two movies, make sure there times match up and get yourself to the nearest theater.

Tip one (Cheating the man): You might have a theater where there are hallways with doors leading outside from the theaters. So why you might ask would you even bother paying for the tickets? Well unfortunately this is considered illegal and if caught can lead to a hell of a lot more than a 10$ movie ticket. So I don’t recommend taking the risk. No really, don’t do it.

            Step two (The ticket office): After you have arrived at the theater, you need to enter and go up to the ticket booth. With money in hand purchase tickets to your “decoy” movie. The friend benefit would come in handy here, as if you can get them to get into the lobby and find out which movies are on which side, it will solve a lot of the risk of acting suspicious later. After you have purchased your tickets, enter into the lobby.

            Step three (The ticket worker): This is what makes or breaks your movie going experience. The ticket worker is the employee whose sole job is to take your ticket and direct you where your movie is playing in the theater. If your decoy movie and actual movie are placed on the same side, then you’ve can skip down to step four. Now for you guys who got unlucky or lack any friends, this is the tricky part. Even thought you might not think the worker wouldn’t notice you going right after they said left, they more often than not will and will forcibly direct you to the appropriate side of the theater. The way to solve this is to simply go down the appropriate hallways and then proceed to the concession stand. Even if you don’t buy anything, you can then go to the hallways of your desired movement with little inconvenience.

            If you have followed my previous outlined steps you should be sitting and enjoying your movie with no worry what so ever. I have personally tried this method numerous times, and have had it work every time. I hope that you give this a try, and if it works, please feel free to let me know.

Twitter and Facebook Save Multiple Lives In China

An unusual spree of hornet attacks in northwest China's Shaanxi Province has injured a total of 1,640 people, 42 of them fatally. Among the people injured in the attacks, which began in July, 206 are receiving treatment in the hospital, the National Health and Family Planning Commission said, calling for utmost efforts in treating patients and minimizing the number of casualties. The commission asked local health agencies to coordinate their hornet attack responses with agricultural, forestry and firefighting departments, including stopping hornets in populous areas, with the swarms starting to invade large cities and towns, futhering the rate of which people have become injured or hurt.

Social media has been a large impact on preventing numerous attacks and warnings. With the Chinese version of twitter and Facebook readily available, people have been posting where the attacks have occurred and have passed on vital information for how to prevent and avoid the attacks. Officials believe that these sits have prevented and informed people in time to stay indoors and not to venture outside.

Three medical experts in critical care medicine, infectious disease and nephrology have been sent to the field to aid the treatment of critical patients, the commission said that the cause for the attacks has not been officially announced.Huang Rongyao, an insect control expert at the Forestry Bureau of Ankang City, the worst-hit by the hornets, attributed the trend to local vegetation growth, which has increased the area populated by hornets, and two months of continuous hot weather, which has made the insects unusually more active. Hua Baozhen, a professor of entomology at Northwest Agriculture & Forestry University, meanwhile believes the main cause is a decrease in the number of the hornets' natural enemies, including spiders and birds, a result of ecological changes.

Elsewhere, south China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region also reported human injuries from hornet bites between July and September.